610 Park Ave: Life's Not Chair

On paper (er, on StreetEasy), the new $15 million listing at 610 Park Ave gives chills: 4,400 SF, prewar condo, 27 windows?! On BHS, however, not so much. First, since when do you need eight chairs in a bedroom? Hint: When your bedroom is 25' too long. Second, since when do $15 million kitchens look like that? And why no chairs here? And last, why use phrases like 'discerning gourmand'? We don't like pulling up Dictionary.com just to get through a listing. (Mind you, this gem translates to 'a discriminating nondiscriminating eater' - 'eater' for short). File this under listings that leave us listless.

610 Park Ave, BHS