Wednesday, April 28, 2010

What's in a name?

This little story about naming a Co-op really tickled our hearts. It also reaffirmed that Co-ops are by far the most thrilling source of debauchery the city has to offer, second only to the little warriors who try and sell them.

So what would we have named that Co-op - or any building for that matter? Good question. Let's run through some candidates, after the jump.

The Stanhopeful: Ideal for UES developments with ambitious asking prices.

The North Dakota: For the lackluster CPW building whose only claim to fame is its views of the Dakota.

The Mark-eter: Because any publicity is good publicity?

Inferior Ink: For the down-and-out developer who just can't compete.

Trump Uhoh: The reaction most locals have.

Chelsea Clinton: Because Chelsea Modern was taken.

One Madison (left in the) Dark: For the building with a questionable future.

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